Friday the 13th curse

Well, we got to the Lob's parking lot and Janna ran to the Golden Arches. I had to tell her she was a grown up and no more Happy Meals for her.

It's a good thing no one else showed up cuz our table for four filled up pretty quick. I don't think there was room for anyone else's food. I don't think I've eaten that much since... ever. Janna was playing hack-n-slash with her loster. I did the unthinkable as a man, I asked for directions.

Then blammo. Megan L. was our server. And she served me. She served me with big brown eyes and lobster sex talk. "Well, to see if it's a male you look at it's midsection to see if it's hard." Oh yeah, tell me more baby... Oh wait... Janna's birthday...

So Janna told me about her birthday gifts, skillet, vacuum cleaner, pencils... woohoo. That girl lives on the edge.

C-rad, got yer gift waiting. When I get Roubaix back from Donk I'll let you have it... I got the perfect wrapping paper...