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That fowl temptress tried to ply me with the liquor and then get me to break my vows.
I was quite happy this morning, thinking, my willpower withstood her advances.
I denied myself candy for Lent... and over and over I was offered moose stuff.
But then I realized, I also denied myself ice cream for Lent... I knew there was a reason I didn't want to go to Ivanno Cone!
Eternal darnation awaits.
posted by gravy at
6:28 AM
2 Comments:
Ice cream doesn't count as candy. Being a candy connoisseur I should know. So, you will not end up in a pit of hellfire and brimstone. Now, that moose poop is definitely candy.
5:53 AM
He got bear droppings, but I am not sure if he ate them. Did he say? I'll have to read again. But, I am with Loup on the candy vs. ice cream thing. Those are two different breeds.
5:23 PM
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