It has been brought to my attention that I am indeed the President of the United Muppers of Fridays. I should disseminate you all... with valuable information.
This Friday, on the 17th day of the 10th month of the 2008th year since calendars were invented, there shall be HMRing of the the highest order.
Where: Meeting at Memorial Football stadium, south entrance, at 4pm.
Why: That's what muppers do.
How: That's a good question.
Destination: Wilderbeast'n unless the mud be treachourous. Then it'll be cruisin' to Jamaica until we see pumpkins with our eyes.
Definite: It's a definite maybe. If no muppers join together, then we'll just call the whole thing off... like tomatoes and potatoes.