Use your Brakes for the Snakes

Warning, big snakes in Wildernest. Came close to a three and a half to four foot rattler on Friday.

You've been warned.

Cobra!

Expect the unexpected head stories

Planned on Blues riding after work. Got home, slicked up the Road Steel. Head out, change in plans.

Head home, inflate Soft Karl, head out. Third tree, no sign of Muppers.

Finally hook up with the usual suspects and head to Wildernest. All's well until the prairie ride around the temporary pond. I thought there was grass stuck in my brakes. I stop and can't find wear the sound is coming from. Head back on the trail and there's my rescuer. Nicol came to save me. Well, then Fob passes us and I book to see if I can keep up with him. Sorta. Look back, yup, there's Nicol. Decide I'm not catching Fob so I sit up. Look back, nope, there's no Nicol.

Nicol decided to ram the planet head first. Hope she's okay. She's head strong, yup, that one.

Friday the 13th curse

Well, we got to the Lob's parking lot and Janna ran to the Golden Arches. I had to tell her she was a grown up and no more Happy Meals for her.

It's a good thing no one else showed up cuz our table for four filled up pretty quick. I don't think there was room for anyone else's food. I don't think I've eaten that much since... ever. Janna was playing hack-n-slash with her loster. I did the unthinkable as a man, I asked for directions.

Then blammo. Megan L. was our server. And she served me. She served me with big brown eyes and lobster sex talk. "Well, to see if it's a male you look at it's midsection to see if it's hard." Oh yeah, tell me more baby... Oh wait... Janna's birthday...

So Janna told me about her birthday gifts, skillet, vacuum cleaner, pencils... woohoo. That girl lives on the edge.

C-rad, got yer gift waiting. When I get Roubaix back from Donk I'll let you have it... I got the perfect wrapping paper...

Read Lincoln Roadies

Any questions?

If anybody needs a ride, let me know. I'm driving.

We would be going to Bonanza or Sizzlers... but it's not the 1980's anymore.

Magnificent Mupper Motto

"You can grunt if you want."

Live it, breath it, grunt it.

Uhhhhn!